!!!The dentist!!!

OK Folks, I have not been to the dentist in a long time like since I was like in high school. well my wonderful wife scheduled me an appointment today and I was getting all nervous because I have not been in so long. well I went there this morning and when I got there I was all calm and then when they called my name to go back my heart was about to jump out of my chest. well they sat me down in the chair and they started taking x-rays. Every time they put the Negative in my mouth I went to gaging. Now I see why they only do that every 5 years . I think I would just go with the rotting teeth than having to deal with that. well any way after that the Teeth cleaning specialist counted my teeth and asked me if I had my wisdom teeth pulled and I was like um no , "Why do you think I am so wise", just kidding I told her that my 12 year molars have not come in and that they are fine right where they are. so she then tells me that she is now going to put a vibrating super sonic pick in my mouth to vibrate all the bad Bactria plac out of my gums and if it hurts raise my hand. I was like OK. So as the teeth specialist was roto rootering my gums she was explaining to my what she was doing and all I could hear was the grinding of what I thought was my teeth but was really the plac on my teeth. Some spots after she finished I had holds in my teeth that I did not know existed. The doctor came in and looked at me teeth and told me lookie here he has no cavities and I was like" why yes that is because I brush twice a day , and I use that aqua fresh stuff that is recommended by most dentist" just kidding again. well after all that and what ever it is going to cost my insurance . I have to go back in two months so they can finish doing my teeth and next time they are going to numb my gums....... Mommy............. Too be continued